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Doubling Season and Planeswalkers

I relearned something today that I'd known before, but today I learned the reason why, which I don't...

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Doubling Season and Planeswalkers

I relearned something today that I'd known before, but today I learned the reason why, which I don't...

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The Final Girls (2015) | Horror/Comedy | 1h 31m

On the anniversary of her mother's death, Max goes to see one of her old B-horror movies. But when Max...

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Fanboys (2009) | Comedy/Adventure | 2 hours

When a bunch of nerds find out their friend is dying, they decide to take a road trip across the country...

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They Said It! Milestones

As I've been watching movies and adding them to my movie website (They Said It!), I realized I haven't...

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They Said It! Update (v0.4.1-beta)

I made some updates to my movie web app, They Said It! Some were behind the scenes improvements like...

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Searching (2018) | Mystery/Thriller | 1h 42m

When his teenage daughter goes missing, a single father becomes desperate for answers. In order to track...

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Zoolander (2001) | Comedy | 1h 29m

What do you do when you need to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia? Well, you brainwash someone...

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Scoop (2006) | Comedy/Crime | 1h 36m

When a young journalism student is confronted by the spirit of a dead journalist, she's tasked with...

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50/50 (2011) | Comedy/Romance | 1h 40m

What do you do when you're in your late 20s living a modest but happy life - you don't smoke, you don't...

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It Feels Like Love

I have feelings for someone who doesn't have the same feelings for me, and it sucks. It's also one of...

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Mystery Team (2009) | Comedy/Mystery | 1h 45m

Silly, sometimes stupid, but mostly just hysterical, comes a comedy about 3 high school friends who...

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) | Comedy/Crime | 1h 55m

From the writer/director of In Bruges, comes a dark comedy about grief, guilt, redemption, and billboards...Okay,...

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Unrequited Love

Unrequited love sucks. Like, it always sucks. But there's something to me that's especially hard about...

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Self-Hatred

I keep forgetting I made this blog and don't have to restrict myself to Twitter's 280 characters when...

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I'm Going to Be Spending Markedly Less Time on Twitch

TL;DR I'm going to be less active on Twitch. I don't really market my blog, so I don't know if literally...

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Hello, World

I made a personal home page. And a blog. Because I have thoughts. And rants. And things to say. Things...

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